Funny happy birthday wishes for Women



Happy birthday my sweet love. I don’t want you to get all worked up about wrinkles as you age. I will still love you more, wrinkles or no pimples. Remember, the marriage pledge was for better or for worse, and that includes wrinkles and pimplesJ


My love, you know I love you so much, that includes even if all your teeth are gone by reason of old age. At least, you have me to eat your own portion of meat. Happy birthday.


My love, as you’re getting older, you tend to be looking more graceful. If growing older is what it takes to get you looking more graceful, then I pray that you get older everyday…happy birthday.


Happy birthday day my love. I want to make a wish on your behalf; that you will not nag about my smelling feet from this day onwards.


My sweetie, there’s no better way to celebrate your birthday but to make sweet love to you all night long.


I have just one special wish on this special day, that nothing but death will separate us…If possible, not even death should part us because I still want to marry you when we die.


Sweetie, may you live as old as Methuselah… If you say amen, it means you may end up not having any tooth eventually. How about that? Happy birthday, my sweet love.


Sweetheart, today, we’re not blowing off the candles on your cake. Instead, we’re going to fan the flame, so that the fire of love in our marriage will be kindled more and more. Happy birthday, my very sweet baby.


Dear sweetheart, I wish you long life and prosperity. But of course, the long life is only on one condition, that you do not use any anti-aging cream…the only way to live long is to age. And, I’m happy you’re doing it gracefully.


Happy birthday sweetheart, I don’t have to ask how old you are today. I have always known the answer from the beginning. It’s +1.


Have a great and cheerful birthday full of cake, friends and great cheer; you are a woman worth looking up to.


Happy birthday to the cutest girl and my first crush. Wishing you the beautiful life with a good husband.


Be like a woman that her husband is dying to see her every day. Wishing you a very happy birthday.


No matter you are fat but you have your own grace. Happy Birthday, sweetheart.


You’re the most attractive magnet in the whole world, because I feel attracted to you every time. I felt distinguished by your attention. You’re a special woman. Happy Birthday to you. Remain lifted.


As easy as washing dishes is, you’ll rarely find a man who does it like women and if there’s any man who does it, he learnt it from his mom. Happy Birthday industrious woman.


Your identity sometimes inflict fear on people, especially your looks, but your actions are totally the opposite of your identity and they are intriguing and lovely. Keep being that. Happy Birthday sweet.


Happy birthday to the funniest lady on earth, the true but troublesome lover ever. I celebrate you like a farmer celebrates when he harvests a big tuber of yam.


You are my rose in the rose garden, the sugar cane I love to eat every now and then, please don’t think the other way round. I mean I love you so much—happy birthday.


I love you like super glue loves bonding iron, I love you like mango tree love the earth and water. You are my only sweet queen. Happy birthday.


Happy Birthday to you. Happy birthday, honey. I’ll stick around forever… or at least until you stop looking younger than your true age. Stay sexy!


You should be smiling on your birthday, Honey! The more birthdays you have, the longer you’ll live.


Quickly blow all the candle before the room catches fire. This huge amount of candle on the cake makes the room hotter. Happy Birthday hottie!!


This SMS is free from extra fat, cholesterol, and additives. It is totally organic, but it is full of sugar. This SMS is as sweet as the person reading it. Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!


Happy birthday to one of the strongest women that I know. I hope you have a wonderful day that is filled with joy, love and lots of shoes.


Birthdays are a great time to celebrate who we are and who we love. I hope you have a great day celebrating yourself. Happy birthday to one of the best women I know!