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Youth and vitality are words that I think of, when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!

Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means that you are off of the couch, for one day out of the year!

You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!

"You’re a wonderful husband but a horrible cook
You stole an awesome wife like me, you sure are a crook
But on your big day I just want you to know
I’ll wait until you’re a bit older before I go!"

You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. I should be your best gift. Happy Birthday Husband.

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You never fail to annoy me every chance you get. But I think that’s the whole dynamic of our marriage. You do the annoying and I do the blowing up. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love you, husband. I hope you have a great birthday! 

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You are the best husband a girl can think about. You are smart, handsome and almost 2 meters. Yes, your height has always been my weakness. Love you, my basketball player. Happy birthday!

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You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.

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You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots love, kisses and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.

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You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday husband.

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Wishing someone ancient a very Happy Birthday! Enjoy it, husband!

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Wishing my husband Happy Birthday! Usually, I would let someone know that getting older is not such a big deal! In your case, it IS a big deal! Seriously, you should be worried, right now

Who needs a husband who looks like Ryan Gosling when I have my very own Steve Carell waiting for me at home? (I love Steve Carell, I think he’s hilarious!) Happy birthday, husband. I love you!

When you dance at your birthday party tonight, Husband, do not think about the next day! Live in the moment! It will be less painful! Happy Birthday!

When people tell you that you’re growing older, just shut it down and tell them you’re increasing in value. Happy birthday, my handsome husband.

When I was younger, I always imagined marrying someone tall, dark, and handsome. The husband in my daydreams was way hotter, but I’ll take loving, caring, smart, and funny like you anytime! I love you so much, my crazy husband. You make my life so happy. Happy birthday husband!

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Unlike other husbands, you never need to give me a specific reason to smile. Being your wife always keeps me smiling. Happy birthday my dear.

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Today, my dear husband, you are older and wiser. SO MUCH OLDER and, yeah, kind of wiser… Happy Birthday!

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Today, I would like to wish the man of my dreams Happy Birthday… but I will settle for you! Happy Birthday, my dear husband!

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Today, husband, you might think that you should go out and party. Ignore those thoughts! You are way too old, and will get lost on the way home! Happy Birthday!

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To my husband, who has the most beautiful and amazing wife, a very happy birthday to you! I will have your birthday present ready, as soon as the dishes are loaded in the dishwasher, the kids are bathed and tucked in, and I’ve had a proper shower. See you later!

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To my biggest baby and pain in the ass, but someone I cannot live without, a very happy birthday. I’m very lucky that you’re my husband because you’re very low maintenance.

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This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

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"To my dear hubby wubby! I’ve never called you that before but I am going to start. I also plan on starting other cliche housewife habits. These include: suffering from frequent headaches, nagging about mess, nagging about chores, nagging about date nights, taking midday naps, having evening baths, picking prime time tv, gaining several pounds and ordering take out for dinner. Just letting you know what you are in for. Happy Birthday!

"To a hubby who shows me love every morning
Today I promise not to act like all your stories are boring
I’ll smile and nod while you drone on and on
And for my birthday, next year, make your stories less long?"

This is the day to accept things…like that I married a very, old man! Happy Birthday, Husband!

The whole day I kept planning for your birthday and baked cake for you. Now, it is your turn. Go clean the kitchen and make us dinner. Happy Birthday to you dear hubby.

The struggle to put up with each other is a little less on a day like this! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Thanks God for giving me the most handsome, loving and smart husband in this world. I love you too. Happy birthday.

"So happy birthday husband I know I often make fun
But only because I know without a doubt you’re the one
Love is not a strong enough word to describe what I sense
When you hold me near I know our love is immense"

Sending my very busy husband a Happy Birthday! That TV is not going to watch itself!

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People often say that man has pondered his existence, since the beginning of time. I am curious, Husband. Is that what you did? Happy Birthday!

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Our union guaranteed that I would spend each of your birthdays making you a cake, watching you eat it, then falling into a deep sleep! So far, you have never failed to disappoint me! Happy Birthday, Husband!

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On your birthday, husband, I would like to let you know that you are a real go-getter! You go get a beer! You go get a bag of chips! You go get yourself a spot on the couch, so you can sleep! Have a Happy Birthday!

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On this day I want go crazy with you, baby, because I’m happy as you are. Let this day be without limits but free from hangover on the next day. Congratulations, my husband. Your b-day will be fabulous, my hubby!

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Now is the time to let you, my husband, know how I really feel about you! You are okay! Happy Birthday!

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My very patient man, I’m really thank you for your patience and on this day, I want to give you a perfect gift – one day free from my caprices. I hope you’ll appreciate it. Love you, my husband. Happy birthday!

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My lovely hubby, although I love you crazy and I’m wishing you the best, but on this day, I want to see your efforts and how muscular you are. So, do you ready for your craziest b-day ever? I’m waiting to see you. Happy birthday, love!

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My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!

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My love, getting older should not be a big deal… for me! You are another story! Happy Birthday, husband!

My dearest husband, you protect me, shelter me, feed me and make my life one of pure privilege and security. How can I ever thank you. Here’s an idea, I’ll help you keep healthy so that you can enjoy life to the full for as long as possible! Let’s start by cutting the cake from today! Happy Birthday!

My dear husband, I was supposed to send sweet wishes, but you are a man who will not be moved. No, literally: I am certain that you are glued to the furniture! Happy Birthday!

My darling, my joy, the light of my life and the perfect specimen of a man: God has truly blessed me with such a fine husband, that everyday I feel obliged to thank him for making us meet and fall in love. Without you my glass was empty, and then when I finally had you it became completely full. The kids may be making a mess of things right now, but don’t worry, just a few more years until we are free again. Every year brings us one step closer! Happy Birthday!

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s got the finest husband of all? Oh, it’s not about me, this time, honey. This day is yours! Enjoy it!

May this birthday remind you of all the love we’ve shared all down the years. You mean so much to me. Giving you an extra hug today. Happy Birthday to the most wonderful husband and my best friend!

May be our lives on the earth moves faster than we can imagine. But to me every moment looks same pleasing to me because I’ve a dashing and loving husband like you. Happy Birthday Dear!

Marking the date my husband was born and counting all of your gray hairs! Happy Birthday, Love!

It’s easy to you are young and beautiful when you are one more year older, but you really look as young as in your adolescence. I think you’ll never get old. Happy birthday, my young husband. Love you.

It is a momentous occasion! The moment you get up from your chair, get a piece of birthday cake, then go sit back down on your chair! Try not to move too fast! Happy Birthday, Husband!

If there is anything that you feel good in your life, I know it will also be good in mine. If for you is good luck, I also will be for me. If you makes you smile, also it brings smiles to my life. Our ways, being two, no longer one; your smiles are mine and the dry your tears in my eyes. May God bless us with all the happiness in the world. Happy Birthday, my dear and beloved husband !

I’m glad our love has reached a point where we don’t have to hold our farts in any longer in front of each other! Have a super duper happy birthday, my dearest hubby!

I wish to God that you become fatty and dark skinned so that other women don’t look at you. Happy Birthday to my handsome husband.

I thought husbands are to protect wives from danger. But the irony is I had to protect you from a spider. Such a scared cat. Happy Birthday.

I promise to continue to endure your farts for many years to come. Happy birthday dear husband.

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I love your birthdays because it gives me another chance to tell you how much I love and appreciate you. I love you forever and always, husband!

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I can not believe that this day has arrived! The day that YOU bug ME for presents! Happy Birthday to my Husband! "I can not believe that this day has arrived! The day that YOU bug ME for presents! Happy Birthday to my Husband! 

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I am so thankful for God for the special give that he sent to me and that is you my one and only love husband! Happy Birthday!

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I am so glad you knocked me up. Happy birthday my dear husband. 

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Husband, your birthday really shows me something! That I married an old man! Enjoy your day!

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Husband, you serve as an example for many people. I will leave it up to you whether it is a good or bad one! Happy Birthday!

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Husband, you add so much to our family… mainly loud sounds and strange smells! Happy Birthday!

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Husband, this is your day! Your ONE day – don’t get too excited. Happy Birthday!

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Husband, since it is your birthday, I will not give you a hard time about eating too much and falling asleep on the couch. Tomorrow is another story! Happy Birthday!

Husband, on this particular day, you should not be worried about wrinkles! Be more concerned about all of the aches that you are going to feel, later! Happy Birthday!

Husband, it is your birthday. And you are here. Like you always are. Happy Birthday.

Husband, it is your birthday! Time to celebrate! Or nap. You are old now. You should really just take a nap.

Husband, in a marriage, honesty is very important! Today marks the first day of old age! Happy Birthday!

Hubby, I am sending you white vanilla kiss with pieces of strength, glaze of joy and sincerity filling. I wish you sweet sweet life! Congratulations!

Have you ever heard about youth elixir and various beauty procedures? I think, now it’s perfect time to start using it for you. Oh, babe, hope you don’t believe in my words. I’m just joking. You are the most beautiful man and my husband. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! Today Husband, do nothing! Pretend that it is yesterday, and the day before, and the day before that…

Happy Birthday! Husband, you may be another year older, you may have gray hair and forget things, but there is cake and ice cream! And don’t forget the presents!

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Happy birthday, my handsome man. You are not only a perfect person but also my wonderful husband. But…sometimes full of silly ideas. However, I’ll always support you. Congratulations!

Happy Birthday, my dearest Husband! Love you and wish that your demand for my love is never ending!

Happy Birthday, my dear hubby! I’m so glad that God sent you into this world!

Happy Birthday, husband! You are unbelievable! Not in the way that you might think. I mean it is unbelievable how old you truly are!

Happy Birthday, Husband! Now enough with wishing, go mow the lawn!

Happy Birthday, husband! Am I going to say that I am married to an old man? Yeah. I am going to say that I am married to an old man. Enjoy your day!

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