Funny happy birthday wishes for Husband

Happy birthday, hubby. You better hurry up and extinguish the wild fire being produced by the countless candles on your cake because it is massively contributing to Global Warming.

Happy birthday, hubby, I wish you to fly high and follow your biggest dreams!

Happy birthday to the world’s luckiest husband, who happens to be married to me! I love you. Hope you have a blast.

Happy birthday to the man who did an amazing job choosing a wife!

Happy Birthday to someone who is as active as I am! No one gets to the fridge faster than you! Best Wishes, Husband!

Happy birthday to my darling husband. Every birthday we celebrate makes grey hairs, blurry visions, and uncontrollable peeing not look so bad. Here’s to growing old together! I love you!

Happy birthday to a phenomenal husband who despite the fact that having kids has over the years ruined my body still thinks I’m sexier than Kim Kardashian!

Happy bday, hubby! It‘s your Day, so let‘s celebrate it in a special and extremely amazing way!

Every year, I am grateful for your birthday! You are so easy to shop for! Happy Birthday, my husband!

Don’t think that today is your birthday and you will get away with it. You have to do grocery shopping otherwise I can’t make your birthday cake and dinner. Happy Birthday to the laziest husband.

Do you like to draw? Are you an accomplished artist? Even if you can’t say ‘yes’ to the second question, it will be a nice gesture to draw something special for your husband on his birthday. Basically, it is one of best birthday gifts for husband ever.

"Dear Husband, I would wish you nothing but the best, but you already have me so there’s nothing to wish! Enjoy your day!
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Commemorating the date of your existence! Constantly amazed by how little you have done! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Cheers to the man that I love! And to keeping you supplied with Icy Hot! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Celebrating another year of your life with you, Husband! I am exhausted, just thinking about how old you must feel!

"But I love you my husband and all you’re about
I’m so happy that you married such a knockout
We’re both lucky that you found such a wonderful girl
So I can entertain you daily and rock your world"

Being your wife is educational! I now know how much cake one man can consume! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Being your wife has been a trip! Never beyond the couch, but oh well! Happy Birthday, Husband!

Babe, if I’m the world’s greatest wife, then that automatically makes you the luckiest husband in the world! Have a wonderful birthday celebration! And by the way you’re welcome.

As my life partner, you are the captain of my ship. As a lover, you are my soul mate. As a friend, you are my BFF. As my husband, you are my eye candy. Happy birthday.

Are you sure you want to spend your b-day with me? You are not joking? Hope you know how crazy sometimes I can be. But, don’t be scary now! We’ll have a perfect time because you have wonderful wife. Happy birthday, my love!

"A husband so wonderful is so incredibly hard to find
When you were my boyfriend I’d clearly made up my mind
That a guy who buys me dinner and listens to me yap
Is a guy I should hold on to and never really scrap"

A friend is the most precious thing in our life. I’m so lucky that I’ve found my best friend as my husband. Wonderful bday darling.