Funny happy birthday wishes for Dad



Your love has always given me the ability to believe in myself. Thanks for being a great dad. Happy Birthday.


Your larger than life image personifies a beautiful, large tree that gives fruit, shade and flowers for the whole family. Happy birthday dad.


You are the most caring and lovable father on the whole planet. Let me shower some affection and a lot of warm hugs on you on this beautiful day. Happy Birthday dear dad.


You are not getting older, only more handsome each day. I wish we can grow old as gracefully as you dad. Happy Birthday!


Wear your gray hairs proudly dad. They are memories of how terrible I was as a child. Thanks for not killing me dad.


Today is the best day of my life because it is my hero's Birthday. It's you, dad! Happy Birthday and thanks for being the true superhero for me like you've always have.


To my dear Dad: I was going to buy something awesome for your birthday, but I didn't seem to have enough money. So for your birthday this year, I'm going to give you a suggestion that you increase my pocket money for the next year. Until then, happy birthday this year!


They say that with age comes wisdom. So, happy birthday to one of the wisest people I know!


The older you get, the smellier you get, happy birthday old fart!


Thank goodness looks are genetic! I hope I look half as good as you do at your age. Have a great birthday, and don’t forget to stop by the mirror and celebrate that you just get better looking every year.


Some people never grow up. You are one of them. Ask mom if you don't believe me. (Just kidding—happy birthday!)


Some fathers are just the regular dads but you're a dad who is a father figure for me. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.


People rub lamps to find genies while I simply call out my dad’s name. Happy birthday daddy.


On This Very Special Day, A Small Curve On Your Face Is All I Need To Make It A Memorable Day. Cheers To The Greatest Dad In The Word. Happy Birthday!


Oh, did you think I said car? No, I said card. Happy Birthday Anyway, Dad!


No gift can ever match the gift of love and affection you have given me all these years. Happy birthday dad.


My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it’s not a real holiday so I’m not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!


My dearest Dad, I know today is your birthday, but it's not a real holiday so I'm not too excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on this very important day to a very important man!


"My dear old dad,
your a funny old lad
when it came to
financing your daughter.
instead of receiving
open you wallet instead.
Happy Birthday Dad !"


My dear dad, I am not going to confess that I came here only to eat the cake . . . instead, I'll just enjoy the cake and say happy birthday!


Mom just informed me that, though you are getting old, you are not becoming wiser at all. You're welcome for revealing this secret to you. Just kidding. Happy birthday to one of the wisest men I know!


It’s not easy being a father, but you do it with class and style. Happy birthday to the dad who can do it all.


In all my life I had a gift. A gift that was kind and caring. A gift given from the almighty. A gift I like to call him Dad. Happy Birthday Dad!


If I magically had the power to change one thing about you, it would be – nothing. Happy birthday dad.


I've been thinking since yesterday on what to write in a funny birthday message for you . . . but I couldn't think anything funny. Happy birthday!


I was going to buy something awesome for your birthday, but I didn’t seem to have enough money. So for your birthday this year, I’m going to give you a suggestion that you increase my pocket money for the next year. Until then, happy birthday!


I still feel like a little child when I look into your eyes. If I can be even half of the person you are, I will consider myself to be an extraordinary human being. Thanks for showing me the way, dad. Happy Birthday!


Hey Dad, You may have your own idea of fun, but it’s your day, so spend it however you want. Happy Birthday!


Here’s to you on your birthday, Dad, and every gray hair on your head. After all, I helped to contribute to those. Happy birthday!


Here’s to a dad with real super powers, like saying yes when mom says no and having the number to every takeout place memorized. Happy Birthday!


Here’s a fun fact. No, not that you’re getting older. Just that you’re starting to look even funnier. Here’s to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you, Dad!


Here's to you on your birthday, Dad, and every gray hair on your head. After all, I helped to contribute to those. Happy birthday!


Here's a fun fact—no, not that you're getting older. Just that you're starting to look even funnier. Here's to more bad jokes and a happy birthday to you, Dad!


Happy Birthday! It’s time to party, dad, so loosen up your tie & let loose (as much as you can at your age).


Happy birthday, daddy. Daddy, thank you for all the guidance and the support you have given me all throughout these years. You certainly made life so much easier for me.


Happy Birthday, Dad. You’re still bad to the bone and cool as ever!


Happy birthday, Dad! You’ll always be my favorite drinking buddy.


Happy Birthday, Dad! You may have a lot of candles on your cake, but at least you still have your sense of humor.


Happy Birthday, Dad! You may be an old dog, but you still know how to party!


Happy birthday, Dad! Oh, and thanks for giving me life and these amazing genes.


Happy Birthday, Dad! Get ready to go wild and party all night, or at least until your bedtime!


Happy birthday to the man who fought all the monsters under the bed and in the closet. Thank you for always making me feel safe!


Happy birthday to the adorable dad who will loosen his pockets and tighten his hugs for me just with a small tug.


Happy birthday to a dad whose first name is brilliant, middle name is awesome and last name is fabulous.


Happy Birthday dad! No matter how old we both grow, you will always be the person who will hold my finger when I'm down. That is how highly I think of you and how much I love you.


Father, make sure you eat as much cake as possible. No, not because it's your birthday, but because soon you won't have the real teeth to do so. Happy birthday to you!


Even though we're all supposed to have the same genes, you still look great, Dad. Happy birthday to one good-looking man!


Dearest Dad: I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday . . . as long as you still have teeth. Happy birthday to you!


Dear dad, I am your princess and you are my million colors of happiness. Happy birthday.


Dad. As a gesture of kindness on your birthday we won’t light a candle for every year. Instead we’ll set fire to the lawn. Happy Birthday!



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