Funny happy birthday wishes for Dad

Dad, you're not 52—you are only twenty-two, with thirty-two years of experience! Happy birthday!

Dad, you are not only a special breed but obviously a special breeder to have a child as wonderful as me. Happy Birthday.

Dad, thanks for being a king and letting me kiss a few frogs in search of my prince. Dreams are good. Happy Birthday.

Dad, I think it may be time to ditch your lighter. You need to have a flamethrower for lighting so many candles. Happy birthday, old man!

Dad, I love you. I also just want to wish that . . . you keep your wallet open for your loving daughter/son. Enjoy this special day. Happy birthday!

Dad your a pain sometimes, we have had our differences but deep down i have always loved you you have created a beautiful child that you should be so proud of she is this best

Dad you had dreams for me, but you were also the sort of father that let me live my life. I hope that we are both happy with the results. Happy Birthday.

Congratulations on the 40th anniversary of your 20th birthday! You are still so young.

Congratulations on the 38rd anniversary of your 18th birthday! You are still so young, Dad.

Brilliance redefined, strength guaranteed and reliability unparalleled. That’s not a car, that’s my father. Happy birthday Dad.

As a child I thought my dad is a super hero. Now, the time has changed and I doubt in your superman capability now but still I know you are great.

Another year . . . you know what that means: another ache on your body! Just kidding. Happy birthday, Dad.

After thinking very hard about it, I still couldn't find a fitting birthday gift for you. So, that's why I came here to attend the day bare-handed. It's the thought that counts, right? Happy birthday!

Don’t worry, dad. After a few drinks, your score won’t matter so much. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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