Funny happy birthday wishes for Wife



Happy birthday my amazing wife! Now would you please go and make dinner, I’m starving.


Happy birthday to my best girl! My incredibly good-looking, good at kissing and crazy sexy best friend: my wife.


Happy Valenniversabirthday! When you’re not sure what occasion you are celebrating with your wife.


Happy birthday to my wife! From: the greatest father, lover, provider, and looker who has ever walked the earth.


I’m actually looking forward to pampering you on your birthday my wife. Here’s my credit card.


Because it’s your birthday you don’t have to do the laundry or the dishes. Don’t worry, I’ll leave them right where they are for you to get to tomorrow. Happy birthday wife!