You’re not getting old mom! You’re just a fine wine with an antique smile.
You know you’re getting old when you have more candles on your cake than wrinkles on your face. Just kidding. Happy birthday, Mom!
You deserve a day as amazing as you! Happy Birthday Mom!
You can still do everything you used to do on your birthday Mom, well with your doctor’s permission.
You are a special woman because all women give birth to ordinary children, but you gave birth to a legend! Happy birthday!
Wishing you a nice birthday and want to thank you on this special day as you gave birth to a legend like me!
We want you to have a wonderful birthday, Mum. So as your gift, we are sending your husband away on an extended vacation. Lol!
We bought a woodpecker and trained her to tap out the number of holes that match your age. Too bad she passed out before she could finish. Happy birthday, mom!
Today is a day to appreciate my taxi, therapist, doctor, seamstress, and best friend. Who knew you were capable of so much? I love you mom!
To the best mom I’ve ever had, since you’re my only mom, I wish you the best birthday ever!
To my Mother who still thinks she’s 29 years old. Your secret is safe with me!
To a mom who wiped my butt, fed me, clothed me and all the rest, you truly are the best. Of course, they tell me all that stuff was your job and came with the package.
Take my love for you and hope you will make tonight my favorite cake just like last time! Wish you a great celebration for your birthday!
Sweet mom, I wish you a beautiful and happy birthday celebration. I hope you have made the lovely cake which I would gorge upon rather than you cutting the cake as I love it.
Someday I hope that I age just as nicely as you do mom! Happy birthday and don’t worry we all lost count on how many times you’ve turned 29!
Remember the time when I used to wish that you get swapped by my best friend’s mom? Well, not saying that his mom is any less, but I have grown rather fond of you, so stay where you are. Happy birthday, mother. I wish you all the happiness in the world.
On your birthday you deserve to be treated like the queen you are, Mum. So today I have the laundry, cleaning, and cooking covered. Happy birthday from your sweetest buddy.
On your birthday Mom please take some time off from doing my laundry; you deserve a day off!
No one can shine like you do. You can surpass even the brightest of the star! Happy birthday, Mum.
My dearest mom, thank you for being so patient for so many years with me. Thank you for your unselfishness and the ability to find happiness in small things! I hope that at this age I will have these traits too. Happy Birthday!
My birthday wish for you this year is that you continue to keep looking like my twin. I love you mom!
Mum, you deserve all the things that money can buy, but all I have for you this year is my utmost love and affection. I hope it’d be enough. Happy birthday!
Mom, thank you for never rushing me to grow up, I’ll let you keep being 29 for a few more years!
Mom, someday if I ever grow up, I want to be just like you. Enjoy this day and maybe make your birthday wish that I will grow up someday! Happy birthday to the smartest, prettiest, funniest, sweetest woman I know, and no I’m not talking about myself!
Mom, I know today is your birthday, but someone should notify the fire department and let them know the house isn’t burning down it’s just your cake!
Mom, don’t make that face about your birthday or it will freeze that way! Smile, because it’s all about you!
Mom you might not cook us organic meals, make your own cleaning products or recycle but you usually shower and have kept us alive! That’s a reason to celebrate!
Mom you are the greatest cook that I’ve ever met, how about you start making your birthday cake now? Just kidding! Enjoy your birthday and treat yourself today!
Mom you always have given me great advice, so here is a piece of advice for you today, have a wonderful birthday!
Lovely mom, this text carries my love for you and happy birthday wishes to make you feel good and happier. I hope you try out dancing classes as a birthday gift from me to make you groove sometimes.
It’s wonderful that you look so young at your age because when I was a teenager, you’ve experienced many troubles with me. Happy birthday to the most patient mom ever!
It is no wonder we’re related. You’re beautiful, smart and funny, just like me! I love you mom!
I’ve never met a woman in my life that has such a bright personality. It’s almost as bright as all the candles on your cake! Just kidding mom!
I’ve been thinking about a funny and charming present for your birthday for a long time, but then I’ve remembered that you have me already. Happy Birthday, mom!
I’m doing this for your own good Mom, wishing you the happiest birthday in the world!
I used to thing that mothers are the jailors for who have yet not had the chance to visit the jail. Now that I am an adult and have to wash my own clothes, I realize that mothers are simply the gifts for those who are too incapable to take care of themselves. Wishing you a very happy birthday, mom.
I really can’t top the gift of life you gave me, which should explain why on your birthday you only get a card from me. I love you Mom!
I love you mom. You taught me everything I know. And I blame you for the things I don’t know.
I didn’t remind my brothers and sisters of this day so that I’d look like the best child for remembering your special day.
I admire your kindness, sincerity, unselfishness, and your ability to make the most delicious cupcakes in the world! Have an awesome birthday!
Hey, mother. Even though I have always criticized your food, the shit that they serve at the mess made me realize that your hand was pure gold. May you live forever and continue to make that delicious food for me.
Here’s a smile from me to you. Let this day bring you something new. Happy birthday, Mom!
Here’s a big hug from your favorite child. I wish you a year full of surprises, presents, joys, and laughter. Happy birthday, Mom!
Happy Birthday. To My Beautiful Mother! This day is all about you, mom! So it’s time to get fancy and have a fabulous celebration. I love you!
Happy Birthday. Mom, wishing you an exceptional day that’s filled with the finer thing in life because you deserve only the best! Have a great birthday.
Happy Birthday. Hey mom, don’t worry about trying to fit in with the younger crowd, I love you just the way you are! Hope your birthday celebration is everything you are hoping for.
Happy Birthday. Dear mom, wishing you a very relaxing day and a purrfectly great year!
Happy birthday, Mum. You’re getting older but we can still pass for sisters! You look better than ever.
Happy Birthday, mom! Wishing you many returns to come! I hope that the cake I baked will be a pleasant gift for you.