Just know that there are people that will stay with you no matter what, young man, have fun!
I hope you get to enjoy today, your birthday, young boy because you are quite kind and good.
Hold on to your dreams and believe that things happen for a reason. Best birthday, kid.
Happy birthday, buddy. May we always remain best friends and coolest ones. Hope you donât feel out of date because of your birthday. Congratulations! Stay young!
Happiest birthday to the young man reading this, you are special and you need to see that.
Great things will be done by you in the future, believe in yourself. Happy bday, man!
For me, you will always be one of the best young men I have ever met. Enjoy your birthday!
Find some friends to celebrate your birthday with you young man and go have fun this day!
Boy, you have so much things waiting for you to be discovered. Happy birthday to you!
Boy, there are things in the future that are so much better than this so just enjoy your birthday.
Best bday, young boy. Be reminded that some days will be tough but you will pass it all.
Happy Birthday, old fart. Whatâs that, you couldnât hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!
Congratulations! After years of seasoning, youâre officially a salty old bastard.
Youâre not old. Youâre vintage. Happy Birthday
Youâre at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, youâre happy when you can take a shit.
You know what an old fart is? Itâs when you say youâre 35 and it doesnât pass the smell test.
Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday doesnât stink.
They say you canât teach an old dog new tricks. Thatâs because old dogs already know all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.
They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy.
Scotch isnât the only thing that gets better with age. Happy Birthday!
Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.
Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday! Youâre how old? Oh man â thatâs like, dead in dog years.
I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders.
I heard you were middle-aged⊠as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.
If youâre looking to give a male friend a good ribbing on his birthday, we have just the list for you. In fact, we have more funny wording ideas than he can shake his elderly fist at. So, without further ado, here are 21 uniquely humorous ways to say âHappy Birthday, old man!â
Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stopacting your age.
Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.
Happy Birthday, old fart. Thereâs just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?
Just kidding, of course. Most friends prefer to rub it in, especially if the one turning a year older is a guy. Birthday wishes for an older man â however you want to define âolderâ â can be downright brutal. In fact, phrases like âold fartâ and âold bastardâ are par for the course with this sort of birthday message.
Happy Birthday! Youâre not old, youâre EXPERIENCED
Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.
Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find.
Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era.
Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. Youâre a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!
Everything gets harder when you get older⊠except for your penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.
You know how guys get better looking with age? Yeah, that doesn’t last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old bastard.
Birthdays suck when youâre old, but at least you donât have too many more to go.
Happy Birthday. Youâre not OLD. Youâre CLASSIC.
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday To A Spectacular Man. Youâre the star, today and every day. I hope your celebration is the biggest & brightest one yet!
Happy Birthday To A Fantastic Man. Whether youâre spending the day relaxing, or throwing a big party to celebrate, I hope all your wishes come true!
Your smile is brighter than the sun that shines above, which is exactly why a guy like you is deserving of a birthday celebration, filled with joy, fun and excitement. Wonderful Bday!
Youâre not old. Youâre vintage. Happy Birthday
You hit another highlight. The years are adding up, yet you still crack me up like that little boy who first greeted me with his tongue out. Who would have thought we will see each other at this time? Have a great birthday!
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You are the gentlest man among the guys I know. May God give you His wonderful graces! Best Birthday and thank you for being a reminder that not all guys are jerks. Happy Birthday once again!
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Make the most out of this day. Party hard and have fun today. Best Birthday!
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Happy Birthday to a fantastic man! You’re a true classic in every way. Here’s hoping your year ahead is filled with many exciting adventures!
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You are our little dreamer boy. On this day, part of your dream comes true. Keep dreaming and always believe that we will always be here for you no matter what happen. Keep chasing our dreams! Happy Birthday!
You are one special boy. Even the sky above is shining so bright and celebrating with you. You truly blessed. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday. You are a man of quiet strength and steady love. Wishing you a beautiful birthday and wonderful year.
Happy Birthday. You always know the right thing to say to make me laugh. Thank you for being you.
You are a boy and a man at the same time. Why? You laugh and enjoy life like a little boy yet you face the challenges and conquer the obstacles of life like a well rounded man. Happy Birthday my friend!
Wonderful Birthday to the most awesome son in this whole wide world. Wishing you to have a very special birthday celebration that will forever remain in your memory.
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Wonderful Birthday to our boy who brought back the happiness in this home since your arrival. You will always be a blessing to us. We love you! Happy Birthday and God bless your day!
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Happy Birthday. To a Great Guy, Together is my favorite place to be. I can’t wait to spend this special day with you.
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Happy Birthday. Sending you best wishes for success, health, and good fortune today and in the year to come. Enjoy your special day.
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Wishing you a super duper day on this special day of yours. This one is for you my ever lovely man. Thanks for doing more than I ever asked. Happy Birthday Boyfriend.
