Happy birthday wishes for Old man

Happy Birthday, old fart. What’s that, you couldn’t hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!

Congratulations! After years of seasoning, you’re officially a salty old bastard.

You’re not old. You’re vintage. Happy Birthday

You’re at an age where you no longer give a shit. Heck, at your age, you’re happy when you can take a shit.

You know what an old fart is? It’s when you say you’re 35 and it doesn’t pass the smell test.

Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday doesn’t stink.

They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. That’s because old dogs already know all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.

They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be the exception that proves the rule. Happy Birthday to an exceptional old guy.

Scotch isn’t the only thing that gets better with age. Happy Birthday!

Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive another birthday.

Better to be an old fart than a dumb ass. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.

I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught to respect my elders.

I heard you were middle-aged… as in, born in the Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.

If you’re looking to give a male friend a good ribbing on his birthday, we have just the list for you. In fact, we have more funny wording ideas than he can shake his elderly fist at. So, without further ado, here are 21 uniquely humorous ways to say “Happy Birthday, old man!”

Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be a good time to stopacting your age.

Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap.

Happy Birthday, old fart. There’s just one thing I want to know. What did they put on top of your birthday cake before the invention of fire?

Just kidding, of course. Most friends prefer to rub it in, especially if the one turning a year older is a guy. Birthday wishes for an older man – however you want to define “older” – can be downright brutal. In fact, phrases like “old fart” and “old bastard” are par for the course with this sort of birthday message.

Happy Birthday! You’re not old, you’re EXPERIENCED

Your birthday is one of my favorite days of the year. It reminds me that you will always be older than me.

Happy Birthday to someone who deserves to be treasured. After all, fossils of your era are hard to find.

Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era.

Happy Birthday To A Real Party Animal. You’re a guy who knows how to have fun, so cut loose, celebrate and have a howling good time!

Everything gets harder when you get older… except for your penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.

You know how guys get better looking with age? Yeah, that doesn’t last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old bastard.

Birthdays suck when you’re old, but at least you don’t have too many more to go.

Happy Birthday. You’re not OLD. You’re CLASSIC.

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, somebody pretty cool was born. Happy Birthday!