Funny happy birthday wishes for Cousin

No matter where you go or what you do, my birthday wishes will always find you! Happy birthday, cousin.

It’s your birthday, cousin! You deserve nothing but the best. Enjoy this day and know that we’re all proud of you, even though you’re still a pest. Happy birthday!

Here comes another birthday, and I know that you’re glad. Don’t worry, dear cousin, getting older isn’t so bad. We’ll both age together, but still be young at heart. Happy birthday!

When life fails to send you a great best friend, it makes up for it by sending amazing cousins just like you. Happy birthday!

Friends can stab you in the back, spouses can leave you, bosses can let you go, and co-workers can be competitive. But a cousin like you will always be by my side. Happy birthday!

You’re the type of cousin that could put real siblings to shame. Happy birthday, and thank you for always being there.

Cousin, my heart will always feel just a little bit empty because you’ve taken a piece of it away with you. Happy birthday!

One of the great things about being an only child is that I appreciate having such a great cousin like you. Happy birthday!

Cousin, you’re kind of a big deal. Happy birthday, you awesome cousin you.

Of all the cousins in this world, I’m glad I got you. Happy birthday!

I call you my cousin just so my so-called best friends don’t get jealous. Happy birthday!

We grew up together with the hope that we would never grow apart. Happy birthday to a special cousin.

We may not have shared a womb, but we’re just as close as those who have. Happy birthday, cousin!

Cousins are just like siblings – but without the rivalry. Happy birthday!

Cousin, no matter how far in life we travel, our childhoods will always bring us back together. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, cousin! May you never get older and just increase in value. Don’t forget to wine as often as you can, too.

Cousins are connected at heart. Neither time nor distance can ever break them apart. Happy birthday!

Cousin, it’s your birthday! Do whatever the heck you want! Happy birthday – let’s celebrate!

Thinking of all the great times we spent together puts a smile on my face. Happy birthday, cousin!

On the winding road we call life, I’m glad that I have you to share the ride with. Happy birthday, cousin.

Happy birthday, cousin. May your day be filled with family, great memories, and laughter.

Great cousins are like flowers that bloom in the winter: rare and treasured. Happy birthday!

Fate made us cousins, but we chose to be best friends. Happy birthday!

You’re the best cousin around, and that’s because you always lift me up whenever I’m feeling down. Happy birthday!

Secrets, embarrassing moments, silences that speak a thousand words – we share so much more than DNA. Happy birthday, cousin. I hope you have a fantastic day.

Cousins are special and loved a whole lot. My cousin is wonderful because my cousin is you. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to a cousin who’s sweet, generous, creative, smart, funny and cute.

Cousins are so awesome! Well, at least yours and mine are. Happy birthday!

Sending you birthday wishes with love, cousin. Happy birthday!

Cousin! Here’s to wishing you a great big happy birthday!

Hey, cousin! Don’t get all freaked out about your birthday. Age is just a number that represents the number of years the world has been enjoying us. Happy birthday!

Cousin, may you be blessed today, tomorrow and always. Happy birthday!

Cousin, I admire you and look up to you. You inspire me every day to push myself harder and to be a better person. Happy birthday!

I couldn’t imagine my childhood without you, cousin. I smile each time I think of the memories we share and the time we spent without a care. Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday, cousin. Enjoy it! I wish you nothing but the best. Happy birthday!

Sending hugs your way on this very special day! Happy birthday, cousin.

No matter the distance or time that passes, I always consider you a true friend, cousin. Happy birthday!

Cousin, I hope your birthday brings you an extra special share of all the things that make you happy.

To my cousin with love, I hope your birthday is as special as you are. Happy birthday!

A cousin is someone who knows everything about you but still loves you anyway. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, cousin. May this day be filled with lots of presents, great company, and fantastic new memories.

Cousin, I hope your birthday is as awesome as you are. Happy birthday!

Keep calm, grab a drink and wish my beautiful cousin a happy birthday!

A cousin like you is a piece of childhood that can never, ever be lost. Happy birthday!

Cousin, whenever I talk about someone who’s talented, cool, smart and witty, it can only mean that I’m talking about one person: you. Happy birthday!

We always share great times. I’m so thankful you’re a cousin of mine. Happy birthday!

Cousin, thank you for all of the wonderful childhood memories. I hope you make the most of this day and celebrate in your own way. Happy birthday!

There is nothing greater than being blessed with such a wonderful cousin. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday, cousin! I hope you have a great day and know that I truly do love you from the bottom of my heart.

Dear cousin, you may be getting older, but remember: each year is a blessing and an opportunity to start a new chapter. Happy birthday!