On your birthday, we ask that you kindly act your age – not your shoe size. Thanks!
On your birthday I’m going to share the secret to staying young: lying about your age.
I hear today is your birthday. Another year older is another year wiser my friend.
Now you know you’re getting old when you can’t even remember how old you are. Happy birthday!
May you live long enough to be the direct cause of a Silver Alert. Happy birthday!
Look, if you want me to remember your birthday, you’re going to have to start looking older. Happy birthday!
It’s your birthday – let’s over-celebrate!
It’s a special day – your birthday! Let’s go out and celebrate you being one year closer to removing your age from your Facebook profile.
I’m so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you would live this long. Happy birthday!
I would be so much more into your birthday if it were my birthday.
I wish you a very happy birthday! Just please remember to tell me how old you’re pretending to be, so we can keep up the charade.
Here’s to you on your birthday! May you live to be so old, you sincerely wish you were dead.
Here’s a special birthday! May you get so intoxicated, you forget how old you’re getting.
Happy birthday. It’s official – you can now begin your quarter-life crisis.
Happy birthday. I’m so sorry you’ve reached an age where pop culture marketers are no longer targeting you.
Happy birthday. By the time you reach the next “new 40”, you’ll already be dead.
Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.
Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog years.
Happy birthday! You know you’re old when the candles start costing more than the cake.
Happy birthday! We’re so glad we can count you among the living for another year.
