Funny happy birthday wishes for Sister



"I understand I proud you feel to be called as my sister, trust me I too have the same feeling. Happy Birthday
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I think God knew we were two-of-a-kind and that’s why he made us sisters! I love how we can finish each other’s sentences and have inside jokes. You’re amazing and I hope you have a very… Guess what was I going to say? Yeah, that thing, you see?


I remember how you ate my share of cake on my birthday. But, I am gonna get back at you on your birthday. So stay alert and have a very happy birthday, dear sister. v


"I really appreciate your patience. No matter how naughty I used to be, you would keep a calm attitude and handle the situation with grace.
Happy Birthday, sis!"


I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!


I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!


I hear you are kind of a big deal now. Well, you’re still my baby sister and I still have your back. I saw that birthday fairy headed your way, so I hit her on the head with a broom and knocked her butt out! Happy Birthday, Sister!


I have no nicer friend than you and no better friend than a sister! People say this might be because I have no friends! Happy Birthday, my sweet sister!


I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!


"I feel very lucky to have you as a sister, on this birthday I can say only this.
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"I don’t know why mom and dad loves you more, when are not their own child, HBD may god give you strong heart to bear this truth.
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I can’t believe that someone so annoying and immature grew up to be someone I love dearly and consider one of my best friends! Happy Birthday to my wonderful, beautiful, and intelligent sister!


I am glad to have a sister like you. You are the more like an inspiration to me than a sister. Happy birthday to you.


How incomplete would one earring look when worn without the other? That is how I would look without you. Happy birthday.


Happy birthday, sweet sister. Enjoy every second of being 16, and please while you are at it, try not to become a teen pregnancy statistic. Have a great day!


Happy Birthday, Sister! You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!


Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet!


Happy Birthday, my sister. You and I may not have always been the greatest of friends but we will always, and forever be, sisters. And that’s a starting point for a friendship, isn’t it?


Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!


Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! There ya go, little sister. I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!


Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!


Happy birthday to the most gorgeous woman in the world and that is you, dear sis.


Happy birthday to the most charming person on the planet! I love you, sis!


Happy birthday to the most caring, smart and adorable sister in the world!


Happy birthday to the best, finest, greatest, coolest, grooviest and bodacious sister ever born…anywhere in this whole wide world.


Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!


Happy Birthday to one old fart from another! We’re so blessed to be able to grow old and senile together. Who knows—we might even get to be roommates in the old age home?! How crazy would that be! You’re the best sister anyone could ever ask for!


Happy Birthday Sister I hope ur day is special just like you


"Happy birthday dear sister, you are cutest sister in this world, but always remember, never argue with your elder sister.
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"Happy birthday dear sister, congrats to be a teenager, but still younger to me. So, don’t try to be smarter, remain my follower.
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Happy birthday my favorite sister. We R sisters by chance, friends by choice. A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost. Thanks 4 being there 4 me through D years.


Happy bday to the coolest sister ever! You always know how to cheer me up and make my day brighter, love you!


"Great birthday celebration is when you cut the cake and I have it all. Let’s celebrate this birthday the same way.
HBD sister."


God made us sisters, but a shared love of wine and Game of Thrones has made us the best of friends. Happy Birthday to you my awesome sister!


"Friends will make us laugh, lovers make us smile but sisters are one who stay back and wipe all the tears.
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"For people it seems we are not good siblings, but only I know ur importance in my life. Happy birthday Sis.
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"Fairies are rare and real to exist, and I have one fairy who call herself as my sister. Happy birthday dear.
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"Everytime I used to steal your favorite things. So here comes a big day, today I give everything that u want.
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"Everyday I fight with for small things. I fight with you not to hurt you, but to catch ur attention.
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Each and every day, I find so many reasons to be glad — no, ecstatic — you’re my sister. I love everything about you. Happy birthday, sis!


Dearest sister, please stop being younger than me every year! It just isn’t fair! Best wishes to you on your special day. May your beauty and humor never fade!


"Dear sister, you are so patient, calm and composed, but at times you can be really funny too. Thank God, I have a sister like you.
Happy Birthday!"


"Dear sister, on your sixteenth birthday, I want to reveal a secret of your life. You are an adopted child. HBD.
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Dear sis, you are the treasure box in which the most precious memories of my childhood have been stored and preserved for a lifetime. Happy birthday.


Congratulations, big sister! You’ve had me as a sibling for how many years now?! I’ve lost count…


Cheers! Happy Birthday to the most fabulously-looking, fashionable, attractive young woman in town! I’m saving the honest appraisal of your inner virtues for next year… May you have the best of birthdays, Sister!


BFF means Best Friends Forever but do you know what SBFD means? It means Sister but Best Friend in Disguise. Happy birthday.


Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!


At times you tend to act silly and get me really angry. But in the end it is you who stands by me in times of need. Thanks dear sister, and have a very happy birthday.


Another year older? Well, I could think of worse things to be… like dead! Happy Birthday to my beautiful sister who knows how to push all of my buttons but whom I love dearly!



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