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Be who you are, because who you are is amazing. Happy birthday to my best friend!
Attention, this is a message from the best friend broadcasting service. It is your birthday. Hooray. Thank you for your attention. You may now continue being your awesome self.
As your best friend, it is my job to embarrass you. But it’s your birthday, so I’ll give you a break… until 12am.
A best friend is someone who makes you feel comfortable being who you really are. Thanks for putting up with my craziness all these years!